Crabby's new best friend

[CrabGirl]

I don't know if I can top Squeams offer, but here goes:

* I will always be hairier than you
* Your eyebrows will always look better than mine
* I can teach you swear words in 5 different languages
* I can always supply you with Belgian chocolate (my brother is a chocolatier)
* I will always show you any body parts on request.




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Oh Skweeks! Thats amazing... its a close run thing.

However I do not think you would be hairier than me. I am greek and aging remember!

[CrabGirl]

We have a big massive super king size bed

Buy a bigger bed and we'll all share. You, Squeamous, me, hubby and little un.

It'll be fun!

[Skweeky]

I am part Slovakian. I am bound to be hairier than you. I can comb the hair on my arms ffs

I think maybe it would be a better idea if we just padded a whole room so we could sleep anywhere. Even on the ceiling.

[Acid_death69]

lol i think you should spike the hair on ya arms, would it work?

[Squeamous]

I am part Slovakian. I am bound to be hairier than you. I can comb the hair on my arms ffs

I think maybe it would be a better idea if we just padded a whole room so we could sleep anywhere. Even on the ceiling.

You're describing a Swinger's sex room! Except the padding is usually wipe clean