The goal is to find WMD of IRAQ. The way this would work is for the guests, George W"here is my" Bush, Donald RUM and China RICE in one of the rooms in the Pentagon to find the sale transactions that took place in the '70s and '80s between Donald Rum and Elvis Saddam.
The winner must provide evidence to these simple questions:
1. DOES, NOT DID, IRAQ HAVE WMD?
2. WHERE ARE THEY?
3. WHO SOLD THEM TO IRAQ?
The winner will go on a two week trip to the Exotic VIRGIN ISLANDS with Bin Landen. In addition, the winner must not stay VIRGIN after the return form the islands.
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?