I Just Ordered Round Table Pizza

[iamhere]

You guys will never belvie my night. This guy calls up and orders a roundtable pizza, from where I work. I am driving around trying to find his place and I have to go to the bathroom so I just pi$$ed on his pizza. I did this cause I was 30 min late and didnt have time to stop and the pizza was getting cold so I figured it would warm it up a bit. I finally found his place and gave it to him. I wonder how his pizza tasted.

This happed to me awhile back to. But this time this kid calles me back and makes me come back to his place, give his money back, and take the pizza back.

The nerve of some people.

[titey]

Hmmmm....

Do you think there's any possibility that ......


Nah!!!

[Keikan]

Track the pizza guy down and kill him with a knife.

[iamhere]

You pea on someones pizza and everyone wants to kill you. Cant you take a joke, its just a little bit of urine.

[J'Pol]

I thought that smell was the anchovies.

[titey]

Originally posted by JPaul@23 August 2003 - 03:49
I thought that smell was the anchovies.

Probably tastes about the same.

[RGX]

the worst is when you ring up for something say:

1 extra large cheese tomato and onion

onion rings

and barbecue chicken

And the guy on the phone trys to sell you hot wings

"we have lots of hotwings on offer this week"

"no, barbecue is fine thanks"

"ok, so thats one pizza, some onion rings, and hotwings?"

"No, BARBECUE wings"

"ok, hotwings"

"NO, I said barbecue"

"ok"

phone gets put down, pizza guy turns up a while later, we pay, turns out we got given hot wings anyway, I didnt eat em, everyone else does, everyone else is up at 3 in the morning puking and crapping like their life depended on it. They always try and sell you the dodgy stock they have to get rid of the bastards.

Why cant they just do their job properly like most people?

Ive had them 2 hours late, burnt to a crisp, still doughy, I mean, how hard is it to put a pizza in the oven for the right amount of time?

[SpaRkle]

lmao....theyre all cunts i swear....then they turn up totally randomly "thats £14 please"

"uh yeah, except we didnt order nething"

FOOLS

[titey]

Originally posted by RGX@23 August 2003 - 07:38
the worst is when you ring up for something say:

1 extra large cheese tomato and onion

onion rings

and barbecue chicken

And the guy on the phone trys to sell you hot wings

"we have lots of hotwings on offer this week"

"no, barbecue is fine thanks"

"ok, so thats one pizza, some onion rings, and hotwings?"

"No, BARBECUE wings"

"ok, hotwings"

"NO, I said barbecue"

"ok"

phone gets put down, pizza guy turns up a while later, we pay, turns out we got given hot wings anyway, I didnt eat em, everyone else does, everyone else is up at 3 in the morning puking and crapping like their life depended on it. They always try and sell you the dodgy stock they have to get rid of the bastards.

I suspect fowl play.

[MetroStars]

I suspect fowl play.

u always do, man