1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn
Rubbing Vicks on your chest and then touching your private parts
chop chillies then change a non-applicator tampon
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
Wood-carving in the dark.
Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.
I couldn't resist. It was mind over physical discomfort. I use the excuse it was in preparation for labour.