Top Ten Country & Western Songs

[j2k4]

Top Ten Country & Western Songs


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Butt All Day Long.

[IdolEyes787]

Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?(used that on a woman once,it doesn't work as well as you might think).

I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner(also surprisingly ineffective).

I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister

[j2k4]

I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner

I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister

Excellent!

[helpme]

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