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  1. 09-25-2008, 11:54 AM #11
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    Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a 'who has the most testicles' contest.

    Chuck Norris won by 5.
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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.



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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


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    Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.


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    There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.


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    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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    Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
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    His left eyebrow is called Leftie.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by outsiderview View Post
    leave chuck norris alone
    Piss off n0uce. I am here to extol the virtues of Mr. Norris.



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