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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    God is Chuck Norris's sidekick.

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    If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces




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    Chuck Norris once said "I am, therefore I think".

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    Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet




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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    Chuck Norris doesn't use an internet browser, the internet browses him.

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    Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!




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    When Chuck Norris shatters a mirror, he gets 7 years of orsum luck

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    Chuck Norris should stay out of politics.

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    Chuck Norris has Osama Bin Laden chained up in his backyard.
    Im kay

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    But not Bruce Lee


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    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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