when Chuck Norris fu*ks a hoe, they pay him for the privilege.
when Chuck Norris fu*ks a hoe, they pay him for the privilege.
Chuck Norris once ate his whole birthday cake in one bite..... before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
my favorites chuck norris facts
-Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. there is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Last edited by becomehokage; 09-26-2008 at 02:10 PM.
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Chuck Norris existed before the big bang!
Last edited by becomehokage; 09-27-2008 at 12:42 AM.
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Thats 100% Confirmed.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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