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    when Chuck Norris fu*ks a hoe, they pay him for the privilege.

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    Chuck Norris once ate his whole birthday cake in one bite..... before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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    my favorites chuck norris facts
    -Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
    -There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. there is only another fist.
    -Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
    -When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
    -Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.




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    Quote Originally Posted by outsiderview View Post




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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


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    o.O I will admit that you are sexy petra
    Last edited by becomehokage; 09-26-2008 at 02:10 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by becomehokage View Post
    o.O I will admit that you are sexy petra
    Chuck Norris is so sexy that he can attracts neutrons, without the help of gravity.




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    Chuck Norris existed before the big bang!
    Last edited by becomehokage; 09-27-2008 at 12:42 AM.
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    Thats 100% Confirmed.
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    Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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