I Am Fucking Starving. True story.

[chalice]

Yes it should be 'shudder', Skiz.

Blind spot there mate.

I'd guess the tex-mex burger was quite a distance from what you're used to.

The guy who delivered it looked like he was from Turkish extraction so it was more akin to a badly wrapped kebab than anything remotely Mexican.

But I didn't care cos I was fucking starving.

[Skiz]

I never knew that about the "shudder" spelling. True story.

As for the grub, fuck it. So long as it was good.

[chalice]

Cottage Pie tonight.

No, that's not a homosexual code. I don't speak Polari.

I'm just eating my fucking dinner, youse cunts.

[JPaul]

A pie's a pie, cottage or otherwise.

Come to think of it' I've never really thought of cottage pie as pie. I think pie should involve pastry.

[JPaul]

In fact a decent definition of a pie is - Stuff in pastry.

[chalice]

Yeah, well, I'm having mince and spuds then.

[JPaul]

True story.

Do you like the missus to put pea in the mince.

[chalice]

I wouldn't let the missus near anything I'm a gonna eat. Are you mental at all?

The moment she started mentioning life insurance, is the moment I started cooking for myself.

True story.

[Acid_death69]

i had fajitas for tea Didnt know you could do it a wok.

[JPaul]

What.