I was on the Focus owners forum late last night and the main topic was a full and frank discussion about exactly what Focus drivers most like to do with what little spare time they have left within their hectic and glamorous lifestyles.
There was a consensus on the board that most derived the most exquisite and extreme pleasure from doing the following. Perhaps you would like to try.
1) Sit naked in the Focus driver seat.
2) Adjust the seating arrangement so that the seat is as far away for the steering wheel as possible.
3) Lick (with plenty of saliva so as to lubricate) both index fingers.
4) Close both your eyes and place both index fingers on the nearest corresponding nipple (your own) and gently rotate each moistened finger in a clockwise motion - in unison - whilst in your minds eye visualising the aerodynamic beauty of the Focus.
Hey presto!! Massive Climax assured!! Works for me anyway!!
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