David Blaine

**soopaman** · 09-07-2003, 02:43 AM

David Blaine is really fucking weak. His "Levitation" trick sucks ass!! I'm surprised they could find a box big enough for his ego!! Also, I fail to see how sitting in a box for a few weeks is that impressive. People in prison have to do it every day and they don't have the London skyline to look at every day. There are plenty of instances of people going for longer without food ( IRA hunger strikers??) and there's a good chance he'll cheat and have various additives with his "water". It's just basically a big "everyone look at me" scenario. Anyone that thinks he's amazing should really examine their value systems!!

JPaul, Sadowitz is an amazing magician. His close-up card tricks are astounding!!

**Lilmiss** · 09-07-2003, 02:59 AM

hey there smelly!

bought any more shoes of late?

me and my friends came up with an idea tonight while we were drunk.
(theres a change i hear you cry.)
we want to get one of those lazer pens each, stand in four seperate corners and shine them at him while he is up there in the cage.
so if you see a lilmissy and 3 other stoned fools been carted off in a police wagon, you know whats happened.

**soopaman** · 09-07-2003, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 September 2003 - 03:59
hey there smelly!
bought any more shoes of late?

me and my friends came up with an idea tonight while we were drunk.
(theres a change i hear you cry.)
we want to get one of those lazer pens each, stand in four seperate corners and shine them at him while he is up there in the cage.
so if you see a lilmissy and 3 other stoned fools been carted off in a police wagon, you know whats happened.

No, no new sneakers this week!! Got a couple of pairs on order though, should pick them up in a couple of weeks. Good idea about the laser pens, how about fitting air-rifles to them to "ping" his glass cell??