People with young children....

[Skweeky]

[Skweeky]

[brotherdoobie]

-bd

[Biggles]

You're suggesting people use their penises to quieten their children? This is all very well but some of us are disadvantaged from the start. Fascist .

Penises will be provided!*


*must be said with an Ian Paisley accent.

[Barbarossa]

Hahahaha :earl:

[Squeamous]

You're suggesting people use their penises to quieten their children? This is all very well but some of us are disadvantaged from the start. Fascist .

Penises will be provided!*


*must be said with an Ian Paisley accent.

Reminds me of this:

there's a famous story about General de Gaulle, and he was finally retiring from public office and he was at a dinner in London, and somebody said in English to his wife, 'Oh, Madame de Gaulle, now that the General is retiring, what are you looking forward to?' And she said, 'A penis.' There was a shocked silence and then the General turned to her and said, 'No, no, my dear, I sink ze Eenglish pronounce it, 'appiness'.

[puckface]

Ironically, we have the best marriage out of anyone that we know. The reason for that I think is that we dont see too much of each other. We have dinner together and see each other weekends. Been together 11 years and going strong.

I'm a great husband.

You probably have a great marriage because you never have the time to argue. When you retire however I give you 6 months and you'll be bludgeoning her with a bookend and spooning her brains into your cereal, trust me.

retire? Ill be dead before that age. Owning a bar has its job hazards.

[pedobear]

.... should keep their fucking whiny, crying, screaming little bastards the fuck out of restaurants and the such as I may strangle one of the little fuckers and their rude non-disciplinary parents.

that is all.

what do you expect from children ?ffs leave those kids alone