Once I woke up after eight hours on my back in a snowdrift.
It was an alcohol-related event.
Half of me was stroke-paralyzed; the back half.
I spent two days walking sideways.
en(un)lightened
Once I woke up after eight hours on my back in a snowdrift.
It was an alcohol-related event.
Half of me was stroke-paralyzed; the back half.
I spent two days walking sideways.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Fat Secret Agent
That makes no sence, Kev. None at all.
Manker's web totty
How did you know it was 8 hours? Did you check the time before you decided to go to sleep in a snowdrift?
en(un)lightened
I landed in the snow slightly after 2300, woke up at about 0700, when the females I had been visiting found me while departing their domicile on the way to work.
We collectively deduced I was the victim of my own appetites and the combination of items on the previous evening's, um, menu.
In the intervening years I have had two other such incidents, though neither of them involved snow.
JP-
The last bit was a play on the extreme chill that plagued me throughout the next day.
No actual stroke occurred.
Not the type you think, anyhow.
Last edited by j2k4; 10-20-2008 at 08:42 PM.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Manker's web totty
Was it comfy though?
Long live Hissyfit
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Douches are dangerous distractions.
-bd
en(un)lightened
Reasonably comfy, yes.Originally Posted by Skweeky
So they say.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Long live Hissyfit
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Pretentious vaginas are not natural. I prefer them to be natural.Reasonably comfy, yes.
So they say.
-bd
en(un)lightened
Curtains down and smelly?Pretentious vaginas are not natural. I prefer them to be natural.
-bd
I prefer to see/smell some evidence of grooming...
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
windowlicker
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Meh...all this talk of pussy has me thinking.
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