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Thread: If jack helped you off your horse

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Would you help jack off his horse.

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    I would off Jack's horse first, then I'd make some glue and dogfood.

    When that was all done, I'd ride away on my horse, laughing at Jack and his inability to properly protect his horse.

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Jack is an arse.

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    You know jack ('s horse) shit about getting off on a horse.

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    no but i'd probably suck him off.

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    :earl:

    You and your single entendres.

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    I heard you really shouldn't suck off horses. Their willies are too big and you may damage your throat

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    In what context did you hear this, young lady.

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    I once worked in a hotel for a month or so, as a chamber maid

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