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  1. 10-28-2008, 05:22 PM #11
    Skweeky
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    Lemsip + Vicks + TCP + sweaty onions = mulder wanking over you
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  3. 10-28-2008, 05:25 PM Lounge   -   #12
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    FFS I'm still getting it out of my hair from the last time!
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    You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

    Re: onions....

    Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Wash your hands with TCP. It'll drown out any other smell.
    Screw TCP, use PCP, it'll turn the smell a nice colour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    it'll turn the smell a nice colour.


    Genius wordage.
    Now go away.
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  11. 10-29-2008, 08:55 AM Lounge   -   #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

    Re: onions....

    Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.
    I have one of them steel deodoriser things, but it's crapola. Maybe I could just carry strings of onions around with me so as not to arouse suspicion .
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  13. 10-29-2008, 12:06 PM Lounge   -   #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Sweaty onions

    And I had a bath last night!
    i am snifing you , i hope that is ok
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  15. 10-29-2008, 12:17 PM Lounge   -   #18
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    Yes, yes it is .
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  17. 10-29-2008, 08:12 PM Lounge   -   #19
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    Use teh spoons....

    and leave them for hubby to use with his cereal
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

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  19. 10-29-2008, 09:09 PM Lounge   -   #20
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    Mmmmm onion weetibix
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