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Thread: Nursery Rhymes Just Ain't What They Used To Be

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    Mary had a little skirt
    with splits right up the sides,
    and every time that Mary walked
    the boys could see her thighs.
    Mary had another skirt
    twas split right up the front,
    ...but she didn't wear that one very often.

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
    but Little Boy Blue and his horn.

    Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
    "What have you got there?"
    Said the pieman unto Simon,
    "Pies, you dickhead."

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men
    Said, "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

    Mary had a little lamb.
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up its ass
    and turned its wool to nylon

    Georgie Porgie pudding 'n pie,
    kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    he kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

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    nice ones


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