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  1. 11-05-2008, 10:07 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by VillageShaman View Post
    I may not be one huntred years old but I'm told when I was a wee toddler (1, 2 years) and lived in Harare, all sorts of crazy shaite took place. Once I was caught by the gardener "Godfrey", talking to a snake, that I had picked up.

    The giraffes and other wildlife came to drink at the stream near our house. And so on...
    Jebus, I don't even know if I want to go there.

    Get that Godfrey fucker arrested anon.

    You poor child.
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  3. 11-05-2008, 10:10 PM Lounge   -   #52
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    No-can-do: I'm afraid he'll leap oottay his grayve and assault me once moar.

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  5. 11-05-2008, 10:43 PM Lounge   -   #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by VillageShaman View Post
    I may not be one huntred years old but I'm told when I was a wee toddler (1, 2 years) and lived in Harare, all sorts of crazy shaite took place. Once I was caught by the gardener "Godfrey", talking to a snake, that I had picked up.

    The giraffes and other wildlife came to drink at the stream near our house. And so on...
    Jebus, I don't even know if I want to go there.

    Get that Godfrey fucker arrested anon.

    You poor child.
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    No-can-do: I'm afraid he'll leap oottay his grayve and assault me once moar.

    Did he show yew his snake or whot.
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  7. 11-05-2008, 10:53 PM Lounge   -   #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Did he show yew his snake or whot.
    How cute, Kev has picked up a Brit accent just like Madonna.
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  9. 11-05-2008, 10:55 PM Lounge   -   #55
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    It's part of his presidential campaign
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  11. 11-05-2008, 10:58 PM Lounge   -   #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Did he show yew his snake or whot.
    How cute, Kev has picked up a Scot Brit accent just like Maradona.
    /fixed
    Now go away.
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  13. 11-05-2008, 10:59 PM Lounge   -   #57
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    We don't say 'yew', we say 'ya'
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  15. 11-05-2008, 11:10 PM Lounge   -   #58
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    Don't you have hillbillies over there.

    I have one of them lives down the street, came from your little island, swears he came down from the hills.

    Goes by Nigel - do yew no 'im.
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  17. 11-05-2008, 11:12 PM Lounge   -   #59
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    Maybe Nigel knows him, them having the same name and that.

    Also, we call hillbillies 'chavs' or 'neds'
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  19. 11-05-2008, 11:15 PM Lounge   -   #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Maybe Nigel knows him, them having the same name and that.

    Also, we call hillbillies 'chavs' or 'neds'
    We call 'chavs' 'spides'. True story.

    I'd much rather be a chav than a spide. Trust me.
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