The Last Post.

[chalice]

Another depressing thought.

Who will I bore rigid about Lost now?

Speaking of Lost, like. It's back on January 21st with a double (yes folks, DOUBLE) episode. Oh the rants I might've produced. Oh the hours of tedious shite I might've regaled youse all with.

Can't possibly post about it on a Lost board. Them cunts are worse than me.

Plus I'll need ewe to recap what's happened so far, I can remember something about a hobbit, a polar bear and time travellling but that's about it.

That's all you need to know, mate.

Except for them there polar bears were used by The Dharma Initiative to turn the frozen donkey-wheel in the ancient room behind the testing pod in the Orchid station, like. They used the bears cos whoever moves the island can never go back to it. You wouldn't want to turn that fucking wheel just to end up a year and a half into the future in Tunisia, now would you? No, you wouldn't.

Thank me later.

[chalice]

I'm pretending this emo business never happened.

What's up?

I don't want to be a cunt any more, Snny.

But I can't help meself, like.

I'll prolly just start a new account, like and go from scratch again.

[Snee]

What else is there?

Srsly.

For everyone halfway interesting there's about twelve million mongs on here.

Harshness is our only remaining means of getting them to stay the fuck out of our ways, now that there's no moderation.

Besides, making them cry means double points.

[100%]

Chalice you deserve better and you are worth more.
Thank you for your generosity in thought you have given here.
Have a great trip.
Z%

[chalice]

@ Snny...Yeah, gotta admit, the bonus factor when they cry.

At least when you do it, you tend to have a reason (mostly).

I'm just an arbitrary cunt these days. It's got so I just do it for the reaction now. I'm afraid I'll turn into a cunt in real life.

Frontal Lobe lobotomy ftw.

[chalice]

Chalice you deserve better and you are worth more.
Thank you for your generosity in thought you have given here.
Have a great trip.
Z%

I'm not really going anywhere, Zedster.

I'll be back, new and improved only with no stars and much humbler to boot.

I will also be the harshest n00b ever. Probably. But that really doesn't say much about being harsh. Or being a n00b.

[Snee]

What new name shall you use? Have you a new avatar prepared?


Have you picked out a dress yet?

[chalice]

What new name shall you use? Have you a new avatar prepared?


Have you picked out a dress yet?

Dunno, like. Something nice and pretentious obviously. In Latin perhaps.

The avatars have always been Alan Moore related so I might disembark from that.

I'm wearing the new dress right now. I like how the silk feels against my skin.

[Snee]

You could have one of my other accounts. They have latin names and everything.

I forgot the passwords when I sobered up or something, though. For the email accounts I made for them for some reason, as well.

[Skweeky]

Were you the hairy lady I saw in TKMaxx earlier trying on the green satin dress?