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    Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
    Witness: "No."
    Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
    Witness: "No."
    Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
    Witness: "No."
    Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
    Witness: "No."
    Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
    Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
    Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
    Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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    ostracizado's Avatar Biatx BT Rep: +5
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    LOLOL ... that just kills one ....


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