Toilet Seat Up Or Down?

**Billy_Dean** · 09-09-2003, 10:33 AM

This happened to me the other day:

I'd been on the piss with me mates, watched Man U thrash someone or another. I got up in the night for a piss, and didn't realise the missus had left the seat down. I ended up pissing all over the floor! And guess what? The cheeky bitch expected ME to clean it up!! I ask you! She leaves the farking seat down, and expected me to clean up her bloody mess!

Whad'ya reckon? They got a nerve eh, some of 'em!!

B)

**MediaSlayer** · 09-09-2003, 10:41 AM

**j4y3m** · 09-09-2003, 10:51 AM

Yeh Why Do We Have To Pick It Up!!!!! They Should Just Pull It Down It Should Always Stay Up And When A Women Wants To Go.....They Can Pull It Down

**Ella** · 09-09-2003, 10:55 AM

Bugger it...I'm into toilet seat equality. Why should one always leave it as the other expects it to be? Up...down...who gives a shit? It all evens itself out in the end...

**MediaSlayer** · 09-09-2003, 10:58 AM

**3rd gen noob** · 09-09-2003, 11:00 AM

it takes more effort to raise the seat than it does to lower it
unless of course, you take into account the braking force required upon lowering.
depending on the magnitude of the deceleration upon descent, it may be more energetic to lower lower the seat than to raise it

**JONNO_CELEBS** · 09-09-2003, 11:08 AM

Seat down, lid up

Both happy then

Jonno B)

**Gooch2k** · 09-09-2003, 11:17 AM

It's just women being lazy. Here is my reasoning in a kind of mathematical points scale...

Womans way (Toilet seat down) - Bloke lifts it up, then puts it back down = 2 effort points.

Blokes way (Toliet seat up) - Woman puts it down, then leaves it down whatever the circumstances because her way IS the right way = Only 1 effort point.

So mathematical proof that men have to work twice as hard as women to pee. As for pooping, well it's about even

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