My mother is poor :(

**LubTheStaringCat** · 01-20-2009, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by droste

hello everyone

i am droste and i am lesbian from polarbearland

i am very good user

and i want to request a seedbox so i can seed very much

because i leech many plenty gigabytes every day and i have only 1mbit up speed

also i cant seed 24/7 cuz my mom tells me that electricity is verry expensive so i must turn off my computer on nights

my solution is SEEDBOX!!!111

it can seed manyplenty gigs everyday and many many more hours than iCan at home

can som1 please help me????

I promiss i am very good member

i never cheat

only cheat small

and never post in forumas and also its my bday today

plss give seedbox

i cant buy seedbox because my mom forbidds me cuz its expensive

she doesnt understand how important torrent is!

but you can help me

plz help me make my day and help a bufferless leechar tanx you!

edit: i can send ratioproffz in pm to show how bad ratios i have i really need seedbox

**Blistered** · 01-20-2009, 11:21 PM

+1,000,000

Best thread ever.

**db_la_23** · 01-21-2009, 02:10 AM

if u cant seed then jus go to the seed box hosting sites and buy a seed box

**H&K** · 01-21-2009, 02:16 AM

Damn that request screwed up on so many levels it was awesome. Clearly a hoax but a damn good one.

**Peanut** · 01-21-2009, 02:19 AM

dammmm am lost

**Cabalo** · 01-21-2009, 02:47 AM

best thread ever!
vote to sticky it.

of course this is a dupe account, as the user that posted it knows polarbear is gay, so he even makes fun of it. that thread was opened by polarbear asking for gay trackers, and it was quite a while ago, as many would remember. somehow it was deleted...

dupe accounts FTW...

**Frankthetank1** · 01-21-2009, 05:15 AM

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lmao

**Artemis** · 01-21-2009, 05:26 AM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Originally Posted by spark

u cant be lesbian cause ur thread is so gay

gay (g

)adj. gay·er, gay·est 1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
ures.

n.1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

Of course there's the possibility that "she" may be one of those rare heterosexual lesbians

Actually it is truly a shame that 'she' isn't a hermaphrodite from polarbearland.........then she could go fuck herself