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    thrown at his bollocks.


    [Use this thread to elaborate on your latest poetic creations directed at the man Geezer.]


    He is the man in white
    The one that trots along the street
    Carrying a sack of shaite
    His scrotum sack protruding from his feet

    Futile it is to observe the laws of nature
    When one's in such a state of complete degradation
    The man will disintegrate I shit you not
    His limbs and members will turn you to snot.


    Ad infinitum.

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    He did have a nice cunt apple once. The loss turned him bitter I heard.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    thrown at his bollocks.


    [Use this thread to elaborate on your latest poetic creations directed at the man Geezer.]


    He is the man in white
    The one that trots along the street
    Carrying a sack of shaite
    His scrotum sack protruding from his feet

    Futile it is to observe the laws of nature
    When one's in such a state of complete degradation
    The man will disintegrate I shit you not
    His limbs and members will turn you to snot.


    Ad infinitum.
    Ah Turdhead. You thought I would not still be alive huh?
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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    Old is old. Old men. Old ideas. Old topics...



    -bd

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    Is that the best you can produce

    brother'?

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    Atm...yes.



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    Is that the best you got?


    -bd

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    _Well...

    When I have time I can go at it once more, but some participation would boost the scheme up.

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    The end is nigh; for this old cunt
    His tales a bore; his hairs a furl
    The man is finished; pishing down his front
    Watch him poop his pants - his crap in a curl


    Inspiration is lacking.

    Doobie shake the hinges on this one

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