What do you call a guy who works in a hospital and gets on well with everyone???
The Ultrasound guy!!!!
Keep em comin!
What do you call a guy who works in a hospital and gets on well with everyone???
The Ultrasound guy!!!!
Keep em comin!
>H
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What runs all around your house but stays in the same spot ?
Your fence
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ok this one is awful..
how did helen keller's parents punish her?
they put plungers in the toilet, moved the furniture around and put doorknobs on the walls.
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lmao!Originally posted by neattairoski@15 September 2003 - 00:43
What runs all around your house but stays in the same spot ?
Your fence
cawk
BT Rep: +4
sorry to be the grammer gestapho but the topic should be called Jokes so shit, they're funny. or jokes so shit they are funny.
also what do you get hanging from trees?
sore arms
shame you're not the spelling gestapo too...Originally posted by Spider_dude@16 September 2003 - 23:36
sorry to be the grammer gestapho
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>
A madman's walking through the woods. The road splits in two.
Which path does he take?
The physco-path.
cawk
BT Rep: +4
i thought being the grammer police was not as strong as the grammer gestapo.
what else do you get hanging from trees?
bananas
i meant your spelling of 'gestapo' was wrong
ok, here's a shit joke:
how do you put an elephant in a phone box?
open the door and put it in
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>
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