My neighbor discovered that her dog could barely hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he shaved both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drugstore and buy "Nair Hair Remover", and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the store and gets the "Nair Hair Remover".
At the register the pharmacist tells her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "Well, if you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.
The lady says "Well, I'm not using it on my legs, either - if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle".