The Sick Truth!

[Wolfmight]

1. When your getting laid by a hot girl
- Remember that she has 5 pounds of sh1t in her

2. When eating honey
- Remember that it came from a bee's Puke. (wanna eat mine?)

3. When eating Vegetables
- Remember that they probably grew in some kind of Sh1t.

4. When eating Meat (especially ground/shreded)
- Remember you might be eating one of the testicals, butt, or other privates.

5. When eating rice or other foods that grow under water
- Remember those orientals or whomever cant allways hold it, and eventaully just take a piss in the water.

6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that!?)
-Well, you already know...

7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remember that Aspatame can slow down your brain

[balamm]

Honey is bee vomit, not feces. Similar to termite vomit however termites eat wood and therefore produce an noxious turpentine concoction that becomes shellac when dried, powdered, and mixed with denatured alcohol.

Vegetables grow in steer manure- cow schit- not horse manure.

[Wolfmight]

np, thanks.. i updated it

[kAb]

7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remeber that Aspatame can slow down your brain

"aspartic acid caused holes in the brains of infant mice"]

it causes brain tumors and kills mice in test studies...

[Wolfmight]

8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else's comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.

[kAb]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@14 September 2003 - 20:52
8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else's comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.

ugh stop! :x

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by kAb+14 September 2003 - 23:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 14 September 2003 - 23:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@14 September 2003 - 20:52
8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else&#39;s comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.

ugh stop&#33; :x [/b][/quote]
lol, do u know any?

[kAb]

do u think cum evaporates?


/me shudders

[balamm]

I&#39;m sure it becomes an airborne vapour yes. Little tiny particles floating around in the air you breath right now

[slick nick]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@15 September 2003 - 04:21
6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that&#33;?)
-Well, you already know...

This is why i always keep an fresh enema handy.