1. When your getting laid by a hot girl
- Remember that she has 5 pounds of sh1t in her
2. When eating honey
- Remember that it came from a bee's Puke. (wanna eat mine?)
3. When eating Vegetables
- Remember that they probably grew in some kind of Sh1t.
4. When eating Meat (especially ground/shreded)
- Remember you might be eating one of the testicals, butt, or other privates.
5. When eating rice or other foods that grow under water
- Remember those orientals or whomever cant allways hold it, and eventaully just take a piss in the water.
6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that!?)
-Well, you already know...
7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remember that Aspatame can slow down your brain