Last weekend me and my best mate were with our ladies having a bit of a drinking session. We got started playing board games and got on to a game called "Battle of the sexes" After playing it for clothes (the boys won) the girls suggested a forfeit for the next game- the losers have to shave of their pubic hair. Being pissed as farts we agreed to the terms and went on to lose.
Now my nuts are itching like crazy and my bird insists on winding me up about it every 5 minutes.
The moral of this story is...............
Dont shave your genitals, it's hell (unless your a girly of course)