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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Cow View Post
    I shall now go into hibernation again, to quote from the King Gorilla, "because you're fucking cawks, like".
    Thank god for that last bit, it almost made it worth reading all that pish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Cow View Post
    It's funny and at the same time fetid how the system of give-and-receive works here.

    X and Y ingratiate themselves with Z, and so does W and the others. In turn, Z provides them with cheap thrills, and honorable mentions in his diatribe.

    Watch as the general summons his troops. I could put in some specific Roman ranks but honestly couldn't be bothered.

    It's sad really that things have come to this. This "Logic", which once upon a time (what now looks like a mirage) showed promise, with perhaps more than the essentially banal harshness that is now distributed, has become really nothing more than that.
    To quote from the pseudointellectual Commander-In-Chief, "intellectual conversations" are really nowhere to be seen.

    The fact of the matter is, if it wasn't for the estrangement of the same old "newcomers", there would really be nothing here except talk about the "puntsphere" (is this clever wordplay for football?), the use of cars, and other such intensely exciting patter.

    The few females that used to make an appearance, and very occasionally still do, with whom sexual interplay of a sort could be exchanged, have left, and now, overcrowded with personality-less sophists, doom is here.

    The aforementioned Commander makes a striking appearance in the other section, launching himself into highly intellectual and interesting speeches on such current affairs as the recent Israeli offensive which really bring a lot of new material to the table (it is not already known I think by everyone, and I mean every single person in the globe, that both sides of that conflict are dirty - this is news to us peasants), and X Y and the others rush to compliment him on his serious highminded displays.

    It is indeed sad.

    I shall now go into hibernation again, to quote from the King Gorilla, "because you're fucking cawks, like".
    It's always good to have an hermaphrodite to poke around.

    Jebus, Sherman, you really are a fucking plank, like.

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    Chalice, my brother - how are you, apart from your current pique?
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Cow View Post
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    It's always good to have an hermaphrodite to poke around.

    Jebus, Sherman, you really are a fucking plank, like.
    I dunno. That was pretty funny.

    I don't think I've ever met anyone that bad at figuring shit out. It's also the most roundabout way of writing "waaaaaaah, you're mean" I ever seen. True story.

    Quote Originally Posted by callum View Post
    Thank god for that last bit, it almost made it worth reading all that pish.
    It'll be just like last time, I reckon. He'll flounce right back in a bit trying to gain acceptance and attempting to relate to people with failproof subjects like "drugs are cool" and "microsoft is bad".
    Last edited by Snee; 02-14-2009 at 10:19 AM.

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    Also. I'm the lounge commander this week

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    Can someone tell me in brief what Sherbert was on about? He lost me at 'X'?

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    I think he's just stalking chalice and snee.

    Even i've got a stalker ffs.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Can someone tell me in brief what Sherbert was on about? He lost me at 'X'?
    It's mainly a rant about how some people in the lounge are friends, but not with him, and how they aren't interested in what he posts.

    Then there's something about there not being any girls on the internets. Also, everyone talks about footie, apparently.

    Then he does some free interpretation of a couple of my posts.

    It's not his best work, but it's up there.

    -=-=-

    This is, in my opinion, his very best post, ever:

    The argument of superiority through which Israel proclaims to be acting in pursuit of something "good" or "correct" is invalid. They are making Hitler and Stalin look like cherubims.
    It still makes me smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    This is, in my opinion, his very best post, ever:

    The argument of superiority through which Israel proclaims to be acting in pursuit of something "good" or "correct" is invalid. They are making Hitler and Stalin look like cherubims.
    It still makes me smile.
    Wow, that is good/bad.

    I missed it first time 'round.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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