It seems...

[j2k4]

Yeah but I'd expect him to be the size of a brachiosaurus due to eating nothing but Rustlers Hamburgers and being glued to his PC 23h 50 minutes a day.

Having a small baby and been in the computer as you are, I feel bad for your baby, the poor thing must be crying his eyes out.
Get a life

I will note here (somewhat charitably, I think) that, at your best, the quality of your postage is considerably better than your average; one might even say you approach a dictionary definition of coherence.

1. To what would you attribute this inconsistency.

2. Why are most active when you are least able.

3. Would you consider (out of consideration for your board-mates) using spell check.

4. Would you kindly divest us of the too-easy-to use target of your incessant LOL-ing.

[chalice]

Kev, I'm afraid you'll have to dumb it down somewhat.

I had trouble with that, and I'm used to your peccant phraseology, like.

Ask it why it's such a stupid cunt.

That's what I'd like to know.

[j2k4]

Ask it why it's such a stupid cunt.

Ah.

Done, then.

Why, indeed...veggie-boy?

[Snee]

Maybe it's cos his mum dropped him on his head too many times cos she spent all her time on the internets or something and wasn't paying attention.

I expect he's still crying his eyes out.

Just a theory.

[Skweeky]

I reckon she once mistook his arse for the USB socket.

Anyway, I'm off, taking my poor neglected baby to the library.

[clocker]

Going to return him or check him out again?

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