It seems...

[pentomato]

I don't know what to say any more, you leave me spechless, I didn't know so many things could happen to a person, I am so sorry you were so traumatized, thank god you still can go to therapy and electroshocks will do wonders in that braindless head of yours.

'braindless'

'spechless'

Fucking hell, you meet all of the criteria for 'hopelessly stupid cunt' and then some. If you're in your 40's, I fear for the future of America.

You must feel ashamed, surely. If your mother hadn't been slapped around so much by your father, she'd disown you while giving you up to the police for abusing children.

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

[pentomato]

lol lol lollol llo olo ool loo...

Fuck, that's a lot harder than it looks.

Must be lol-ing like an asshole is a genetic gift or takes lots of practice.

It must feel great having somebody else fighting your battles, people like you are call cowers, the only thing you need now is a quote from pinochio news lol lol

[chalice]

'braindless'

'spechless'

Fucking hell, you meet all of the criteria for 'hopelessly stupid cunt' and then some. If you're in your 40's, I fear for the future of America.

You must feel ashamed, surely. If your mother hadn't been slapped around so much by your father, she'd disown you while giving you up to the police for abusing children.

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

Can somebody who speaks spastic translate the above for me?

Cos, for the life of me, I just can't decipher this gobbledegook.

[pentomato]

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

Can somebody who speaks spastic translate the above for me?

Cos, for the life of me, I just can't decipher this gobbledegook.

Bad memories? Oh poor thing, maybe some prune juice will do the trick, or maybe you just miss Bubba, he had it big didn't he? Good boy

[Proper Bo]

people like you are call cowers

what's a "call cowers"?

[IdolEyes787]

Noel Cowers brother?

[Artemis]

people like you are call cowers

what's a "call cowers"?

someone who is phobic about phone calls ?

[brotherdoobie]

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

Can somebody who speaks spastic translate the above for me?

Cos, for the life of me, I just can't decipher this gobbledegook.

I read that mess to the missus. Her ears and eyes started bleeding - instantly.

True story.


-bd

[Snee]

I like how he corrected "stugges" but missed "rambo".

[j2k4]

You people are just mean; you probably kick dogs and cats, too.

Carry on.