Riaa Spies

**Cheese** · 09-18-2003, 10:35 PM

Attention RIAA spies/ subvertors/saboteurs/lackeys

We are currently offering a once only 7-day amnesty to all affiliates of the RIAA, anybody who works for them has a once only chance to give themselves up to the authorities or face the consequences. This amnesty will start at 0000 hours.
All those who turn themselves over to the authorities must:

1. Remove all fake files/screechy mp3s/ music from their hardrives.

2. Install Kazaa Lite or any other P2P program and share at least 1000+ files.

3. Sign a sworn testimony that they will never ever fraternize with the RIAA again.

This amnesty will only come into effect for those who GIVE THEMSELVES UP; this offer does not work retroactively.

Remember the punishment for RIAA sympathisers can range from lesser punishment like being forced to listen to screechy MP3s of Avril Lavigne to the more harsh of being forced to listen to Avril Lavigne mp3s with the screeches removed. You have been warned.

And remember if you suspect a friend, loved one or pet of working for the RIAA contact us now, we offer substantial rewards for the successful prosecution of RIAA spies.

The P2P Progression Front

**3rd gen noob** · 09-18-2003, 10:43 PM

i may not be the sharpest spoon in the shed, but i don't think this'll work somehow

**sharedholder** · 09-18-2003, 10:49 PM

Or Report a Fake report fake file, sharers, and their nicknames .

**Spindulik** · 09-18-2003, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@18 September 2003 - 18:43
i may not be the sharpest spoon in the shed, but i don't think this'll work somehow

I may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but I agree with you.

**Cheese** · 09-18-2003, 11:38 PM

Well I'm not the roundest wheel on the bike but I know this amnesty will work, this amnesty will see thousands, no millions, of RIAA dissidents come over to the side of P2P.

If you offer it they will come...

**bigboab** · 09-18-2003, 11:48 PM

You nearly caught me out there! I have no intenion of taking up your offer as I am not an RIAA spy and I do not cash the money they send to me every other week.

**Meehowski** · 09-18-2003, 11:53 PM

Fer sure......

**Cheese** · 09-18-2003, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by bigboab@19 September 2003 - 00:48
You nearly caught me out there! I have no intenion of taking up your offer as I am not an RIAA spy and I do not cash the money they send to me every other week.

Too late you're in the book now, expect hordes of Kazaa KMD users to kick down your door any minute...