Attention RIAA spies/ subvertors/saboteurs/lackeys
We are currently offering a once only 7-day amnesty to all affiliates of the RIAA, anybody who works for them has a once only chance to give themselves up to the authorities or face the consequences. This amnesty will start at 0000 hours.
All those who turn themselves over to the authorities must:
1. Remove all fake files/screechy mp3s/ music from their hardrives.
2. Install Kazaa Lite or any other P2P program and share at least 1000+ files.
3. Sign a sworn testimony that they will never ever fraternize with the RIAA again.
This amnesty will only come into effect for those who GIVE THEMSELVES UP; this offer does not work retroactively.
Remember the punishment for RIAA sympathisers can range from lesser punishment like being forced to listen to screechy MP3s of Avril Lavigne to the more harsh of being forced to listen to Avril Lavigne mp3s with the screeches removed. You have been warned.
And remember if you suspect a friend, loved one or pet of working for the RIAA contact us now, we offer substantial rewards for the successful prosecution of RIAA spies.
The P2P Progression Front