Wee biscuits

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I like the cut of your jib! Would you like to apply for the job? It doesn't pay very well: at all in fact, but there will be an all you can see visual buffet of boobage plus expenses.

Relief is on the way!

[Squeamous]

[Skweeky]

Steady on, no need to be silly!

Have you actually....y'know. Tasted your boob milk? I would have thought you'd have to really.

Of course I have. It tastes like milk and honey.

[Squeamous]

Milk and honey are good for the skin. You should add some to your bath water

[Skweeky]

It is good for eczema. True story.