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    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
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    I stole a ticket inspector's briefcase in Germany once. The cunt gave me a fine. What was I supposed to do. Pay it?
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    What si this the thiefs section?
    Such proud people, the Queen must be proud.
    I wonder if any of you met the big guy in prison, ater froping the soap?

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    But before learning to spell.......

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    Didn't a tramp break in to Buckingham Palace once and shag the Queen.?

    If he did, we wouldn't know about it, Shirley.
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    No, it was just Prince Phillip again, he'd forgotten to have a shave

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    i'm always fropping the soap

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    Quote Originally Posted by lamuller View Post
    What si this the thiefs section?
    Such proud people, the Queen must be proud.
    I wonder if any of you met the big guy in prison, ater froping the soap?
    Why? She's German.. don't matter what the British get upto...
    Last edited by Rat Faced; 03-23-2009 at 10:36 PM.

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I've changed my mind. I broke in, but all I found was a Sanyo walkman and a nose trimmer. Everything else was worthless
    Nose Trimmer musta been broken too, I think.

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    you sona of bitch you stole parkbenchi well put em back now!
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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