Skweek's, mine and Crabby's cheating internet whore fund is running low, and given current projections pretty soon we'll run out of cash for virtual condoms and scratchy nylon lace underwear from Ann Summers.
Well, we don't want to to say it but.....we think Mouldy's been moonlighting. There, I've said it. We'll hurt him in a way that won't prevent him working later.
Either that, or no-one's interested in his trouser snake any more .
Can anyone think of a way we can make this business work? I'm thinking we need to diversify out from the meaningless dirty sex industry. Perhaps hire him out as a circus freak act for children's parties and Bar Mitzvahs. Any other suggestions?