Uses for Mouldy's willy

**Squeamous** · 03-26-2009, 01:37 PM

Skweek's, mine and Crabby's cheating internet whore fund is running low, and given current projections pretty soon we'll run out of cash for virtual condoms and scratchy nylon lace underwear from Ann Summers.

Well, we don't want to to say it but.....we think Mouldy's been moonlighting. There, I've said it. We'll hurt him in a way that won't prevent him working later.
Either that, or no-one's interested in his trouser snake any more

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Can anyone think of a way we can make this business work? I'm thinking we need to diversify out from the meaningless dirty sex industry. Perhaps hire him out as a circus freak act for children's parties and Bar Mitzvahs. Any other suggestions?

**Skweeky** · 03-26-2009, 02:58 PM

Maybe we could hire him out as one of those Indian snake bewitchers?

**Skweeky** · 03-26-2009, 03:00 PM

Laundry rack? It can be one of those novelty gifts.

**Skweeky** · 03-26-2009, 03:01 PM

I've got it! We give him the clap and a yellow jacket and he can be a lollipop man

**Barbarossa** · 03-26-2009, 03:09 PM

fishing bait?

**Skweeky** · 03-26-2009, 03:19 PM

Fishing rod maybe

We don't deal in inferior goods I'll have you know

**Barbarossa** · 03-26-2009, 03:42 PM

It's quite thin and pliable then?

**Squeamous** · 03-26-2009, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Fishing rod maybe

We don't deal in inferior goods I'll have you know

Ohhhh there's an idea! We could hire him out to Spanish fishermen and they could attach a net to the peen and use it for drag-netting. Or perhaps the Nips could use him for harpooning whales (when he's not busy doing that of a Friday night

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