If DVD's and cinema tickets were considerably cheaper

[Federer]

I don't even watch movies anymore .

[Skweeky]

Jnnifer Aniston is beyond sexy

She could have my bairns anytime. True Story.

I'm sure your oldest wouldn't mind either

[Rat Faced]

I brought him up to share

[JPaul]

I brought him up to share

That's just sick.

[Rat Faced]

Could be construed, and I am frequantly.. but i wasn't talking about sex for once

Jennifer Aniston says: 'I enjoy it once in a while', but rumors say that this Friend has a deep love of the green, which was shared with her treacherous ex, Brad Pitt. Recently, She was even caught on paparazzi, topless and smoking...

My eldest wouldn't be into her, but would be into her hobby

[chalice]

Construe it like you like, like.

I'm calling the fucking cops.

[Rat Faced]

Chalice

I often wonder if your on something stronger than that..

Other times I realise you should be

[The Flying Cow]

It's called White Widow. Stronger than most poorer strands.

True story.

[JPaul]

I'm calling the fucking cops.

I didn't even know that was a specialism.

Where do I sign up.

[chalice]

RF, I'm drinking the red vino, the weans are in bed, I've got Chinese spare ribs in the oven and I'm claiming my right to call someone else on the internets a sick puppy.

What's wrong with that?

I'm giving you fair warning, like. Once you hear the sirens, run.

What more can I do for you?