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    meeting for a pint went out the window, i had but 1 hour in landan for a very win reason.

    on friday it was the works due so we all went out for a curry and a pub crawl straight after work, the curry was shit cos we couldn't choose what we wanted, it was one of those "set menu bit of everything" jobs which means a tiny plate of tikka then all the shit currys that no one ever buys, fail. then we went to some pubs, about 15 of us didn't turn up and the numbers fell to about 7 and we had a big pile of work cash to drink through, this went on for about 5 pubs then we reached town and the last place we went to was a bar called Maxims, which is lyke a bar for middle aged people, there was only me and three bosses still standing by then and they were drugged up as well pished anywai, 'my boss dragged me downstairs to the dance floor to see if there was any talent for him and when we were down there there was this couple and a young girl with them and the couple kept pushing her towards me but i didn't notice at the time, i said boss this place is gay im leaving then he grabbed me and practically throw me at the girl, so i bought her a drink and got talking, her name is Tao which is portumageeze or something else and she's sexy got to about 3am and the bar was closing so i started walking back with her to her friends car, she said its a bit of a walk and i said why don't you just stay at mine instead and she said yeah lets do that! ....we over slept in the morning and i found out there was another train so i got one hour in landan ...seeing her again tuesday though, she's coming round to watch a moviefilm

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    only thing is next month she will be five years younger than me

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    So she's turning 16 then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez' mum View Post
    So she's turning 16 then.
    I thought the 22 in Mouldy's avatar was penis length (imperial)
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    she's 18 ewe cawks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    she's 18 ewe cawks
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Coming round for a moviefilm? Is that what you youngsters calls it these days?

    I will be expecting monies in may paypal account mkay?

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    we had three moviefilms t'other night

    ...no monies changed hand, this was strictly pleasure not business

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    we had three moviefilms t'other night

    ...no monies changed hand, this was strictly pleasure not business
    Are you inviting your gay mate round to watch and have a wank.

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    your racism cannot harm me now

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