Thank fuck he wasn't reading The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B
Fat Secret Agent
Thank fuck he wasn't reading The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B
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Actualment, the sick joke is on everybody, like.
The missus liked the ring of it, and the literary density of it, little realising the underlying, harsh irony privy only to the few readers of the text.
I'll explain this to my daughter when she reaches an age whereby I feel she can accept it.
Thereupon, I'll be expecting a Stanley-Blade to the throat.
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Is it true that the majority of deaths in this world are caused by religion?
Is it true that suicide bombers do it because they have faith?
Seems to me that religion causes more deaths than drunk driving. If this is the case, should we not ban religion in the name of world peace?
Let's slaughter every man, woman and child who prays to a deity, in the name of world peace...
Or am I just being a cunt?
sex a wolf in a bag
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Old Geezer? Is that you?
Now go away.
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Foxy has taken to eating mental tablets.
Observe and enjoy.
sex a wolf in a bag
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What'd ewe say about my mamma.Originally Posted by chalice
Now go away.
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I said she's a cunt and her Lancashire hotpot tastes like shite.What'd ewe say about my mamma.
The bad kind of shite.
As opposed to the good kind of shite, you stupid cunt, like.
sex a wolf in a bag
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Oh. I thought it was something else about an affair. I was quite far off the mark then. Arse.
Last edited by Something Else; 04-19-2009 at 01:06 AM. Reason: wrote Arde instead of Arse. :pinch:
Now go away.
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No, arse was quite accurate.
No wonder you're a vegetamarian.
Your mum's sammiches taste like arses. Fact.
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She never makes me any. Cunt.
Now go away.
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