Female & Male Prayers

[MetroStars]

I picked these up @ TheFreeProject Voyeur.com

made me laugh



FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.

[MediaSlayer]

Originally posted by MetroStars@22 September 2003 - 22:40
I picked these up @ TheFreeProject Voyeur.com

made me laugh



FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.

but metro dont'cha know that women are only happy when they're unhappy? Here's da proof.