chicken deforstage?

[Mr. Mulder]

rite, if i take chicken out of the freezer now (10am) will it be defrosted for about 6pm? And also, how do you defrost it lyke? just take it out the freezer and put it to one side or put it in the fridge or something else?

it's breasts.

(breasts, lol )

[Mr. Mulder]

made us steak, jacket potato and veg last night it.fucking.rawked but the steak was bought chilled so there was none of this confusion

[chalice]

Put it on a plate, cover it and stick it in the fridge.

Best to leave it for about 12 hours, though.

Depends on what size it is, like. Like so many other things in life.

[Mr. Mulder]

12 hours!? what if i leave it to defrost out of the fridge?

...i wanna eat it tonight

[chalice]

You can, but put it somewheres cool.

Just read that it's breasts (breasts, lol). Might now take that long after all.

It would take longer if it was on the bone (bone, lol). Might be alright for about 6 this evening.

[Mr. Mulder]

how do ewe know when its defrosted lyke? and the microwave seems to have a button with defrost written on it?

[chalice]

You'll know it's defrosted if you can't break a window with it.

You can defrost it in the micro but I wouldn't know about that cos I don't trust the cunts.

[Mr. Mulder]

its skinless boneless breast fillets, is that kewl?

i've put them on a plate on the counter and covered them with a towel, is that good?

[Mr. Mulder]

and what if it gets to lyke 6 o'clock and they almost ok but only just a little bit frozen? if i just george forman the fuck out of it would that be ok by the rules?

[chalice]

They should be fine.

Pick them up and give them a grope. Hard is bad. Soft is good.

DO NOT attempt to Foreman them if they're even a wee bit hard in the middle.