Happy b-day youu.. we should spend a night tog. you're 26 now and im 19.... ill make you feel 21 again
Your mother should have aborted you. It's not too late. Mrs.Wanker
That was super dooper harsh, ben.
I would have went with "Your father should have rolled over and shot you on the wall". You don't give ammo for the banal abortion replies. It's a win:win really.
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