I have been unable to get on the internet for about 24 hours. Here's how I spent my time:
6 hours phoning up ISP to find out what was going on (5 of these hours where wasted listening to a recorded message...).
8 hours staring forlornly at the modem waiting for my connection to come back.
6 hours asleep dreaming of the time when I had an internet connection.
4 hours pacing around the house trying to remember what I used to do before I had the internet.
So my question is what do you do when you can't get online?
ps Yes, I'm aware that I should probably get a life...