Do You Qualify To Date My Daughter?

[nikita69]

APPLICATION FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

1. NAME BEFORE BIRTH
2. DATE OF EXECUTION
3. HEIGHT (NOT UR GENITALIA)
4. WEIGHT (NO N*TS, NO DATE)
5. ALOOF SECURITY #
6. M.A.D.D LICENSE #
7. ANIMAL KINGDOM RANK
8. THREAD ADDRESS
9. BOARD/FORUM
10. MEMBER NO
11. HAVE YOU READ KL++ FAQ

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

I SWEAR THAT ALL MISINFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY FAQ KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

[iamhere]

I would have to know what your daughter looks like before we go on a "date."

[sampson]

[nikita69]

Originally posted by iamhere@25 September 2003 - 12:33
I would have to know what your daughter looks like before we go on a "date."

she has qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

[james_bond_rulez]

I had sex with your daughter

[nikita69]

fill out the form first. B)

[iamhere]

Originally posted by nikita69+25 September 2003 - 01:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nikita69 @ 25 September 2003 - 01:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@25 September 2003 - 12:33
I would have to know what your daughter looks like before we go on a "date."

she has qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight. [/b][/quote]
Well then I will start the bidding at &#036;10 american.

[balamm]

You haven&#39;t been outside in a while have you?

nikita69, there is life beyond k++, this forum, and the faq.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT&#33;&#33;

[james_bond_rulez]

nah your daughter can do that for me

[nikita69]

balamm, first good to see u here, second i run my business from my home network (24/7), third i&#39;m surprised ur not even considering IT.