> Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a
> Construction site.
> The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
> He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of
> To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of
> And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of
> He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while.
> I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.'
> So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple
> of hours the pile of sand is untouched.
> He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of
> The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to
> the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies,
> but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him
> the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says 'And you, I
> thought I told you to shovel this pile.'
> The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah
> could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese
> gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him
> The foreman is really angry now.. He storms off toward the
> pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.
> Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile
> of sand and yells,