Art.

[pentomato]

Coming from a completely useless and increasingly malign idiot whose approval I in no way want or value, that's kind of a compliment. True story.

I don't think you are aware, of how many people around here can't stand you, most think you are a poor person without ideas, but anyway, keep living in a dream dog house.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Seriously, fuck off and die, you're a total cunt.

[Rat Faced]

No he isn't, Cunts are useful

[Mr JP Fugley]

No he isn't, Cunts are useful

Fair point, he's a bag of shite.

[pentomato]

No he isn't, Cunts are useful

Fair point, he's a bag of shite.

I know that you are, but what am I?

[Mr JP Fugley]

fair point, he's a bag of shite.

i know that you are, but what am i?

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[Something Else]

:earl:

[Snee]

Coming from a completely useless and increasingly malign idiot whose approval I in no way want or value, that's kind of a compliment. True story.

I don't think you are aware, of how many people around here can't stand you, most think you are a poor person without ideas, but anyway, keep living in a dream dog house.

Listen up, captain glue-sniffer.

I'm well aware of the number of idiots and dull-of-wits I've made cry. Whether you are speaking for them, or if the many people you're talking about live purely in your head, is pretty much unimportant, as I have absolutely no wish being liked by a random pack of idiots, imaginary or not.

I'll do you a favour, though, just this once. I'll hammer the point all the way home:


Every fucking moronic post you make on here, people laugh at, not with.

Your comebacks are inane and laughable, when at all legible.

Your command of the english language is dubious at best. Half the time babelfish does a better job.

Your attempts at serious discussion are pathetic, and the bulk of your arguments come off as delusional and misinformed. If we were in a debate, I'd want you on the other team. Even when you should be arguing from a foolproof position, you fuck it up. You make whatever side you're arguing for look worse.

Your insults towards chalice in this thread aren't just stupid, they are distasteful. You're a rotten human being.


Or, to sum things up, in language you can understand:

You stupid.
Die in fire.

[Snee]

Do consider castrating yourself. Genes like that don't need spreading. And you're letting the side down.

It'd be a win for everyone.

Except maybe you. But you don't count.

Think of the greater good.

[Snee]

Wot's that all about, then?

The missus is a trained (by trained, I mean she studied it in St. Martins, like) artist.

In such, I reckon she reckons that anything she paints, as a result, is art.

I say that that's fucking shite.

Not to say that what she paints is shite, like. A lot of it looks good.

However, just looking good doesn't quite cut it, like. Doesn't there have to be some semblance of depth to qualify it as Art? Technique isn't enough.

By that I mean portraiture or still lives, no matter the perspective or angle or given light, it's still a static piece and has no deeper meaning behind it, like.

Haven't all of those been bled out to their fulfilment?

I would like to think that she should strive towards classical art, by that I mean pictures with deeper meaning, symbolism, an acute demonstration of the human condition and all that shite.

For all of her technical talent, all she wants to do is paint portraits of our kids. Nothing wrong with that, like. But she could paint our kids into a grander piece.

I just realised I haven't said anything about that^.

What she makes IS art, I'd say. For further information on the definition of art I'd like to refer you to my esteemed colleague mr zed, who is a bit of an expert on the subject.

What she makes isn't necessarily original, or good, though. But art doesn't have to be good, it doesn't even have to speak to YOU.

This has pretty much all been said before, in a roundabout way, but that's how I too look at it.

As for the square-ish thing someone posted, I think I know what that's about. And it's not shit, it's a slightly convoluted metaphor as I see it. True story.

EDit: just to try and steer this back on track, like.
EDitII: I really like the part about painting them into a larger piece. She should make it a djungle or an alien landscape or something.
EDit: Or maybe a potato plantation, yeah.