I'm bored and it's too hot in my bedroom

[Albo Da Kid]

I meant the normal mother-child play time, such as tummy rubbing,

don't sugar coat it now.. u know what u meant

[Albo Da Kid]

I'm going to get a humidifier and a dehumidifier and let them battle it out.

Those things never work for me, I think they are a waste of money, but then again, everybody is different.

I thought you were a lezbino.. u have kids ffs?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Have you ever had an original thought arsehole.

"You haven't got air conditioners, you haven't got electricity ..." fuck sake you must be able to do better than trite, puerile shite than that.

No what am I thinking, forget it, clearly not. We'll go back to the you fucking off and dying thing.

[Snee]

I just read that as the voice of experience speaking.

I have this mental image of an unwashed trogdolyte sitting in a small, unlit, apartment in whatever third world hellhole he'd hail from, pushing the power switch for a dodgy-looking excuse for an ac unit.

Pushing the switch with increasing desperation, and missing now and then. First mumbling "button makes whoosh" over and over, then shouting wordlessly at it as frustration takes over. A single drop of dribble hanging from his mouth, turning into spittle as he goes.

And in the background, a forgotten unpaid power bill.

[tesco]

My mate, who lives 8 miles up the road actually bought himself an air-conditioning unit back in January

I reckon that will have paid itself back by 2094.

They must be expensive there, here you get a nice one for $80, I hate the heat and humidity we get here in summer.

Where can you get an air conditioner for $80?

[brotherdoobie]

I just read that as the voice of experience speaking.

I have this mental image of an unwashed trogdolyte sitting in a small, unlit, apartment in whatever third world hellhole he'd hail from, pushing the power switch for a dodgy-looking excuse for an ac unit.

Pushing the switch with increasing desperation, and missing now and then. First mumbling "button makes whoosh" over and over, then shouting wordlessly at it as frustration takes over. A single drop of dribble hanging from his mouth, turning into spittle as he goes.

And in the background, a forgotten unpaid power bill.

A picture in words.


-bd

[Biggles]

So, the old continent didn't hear about the invention of air conditioner?

Skweeky, like myself, lives in scotland. Air conditioning is actually present in every home here. I don't know how we'd survive without it to be honest, it's one of the downsides of living in a tropical climate I suppose.

Yup first thing I check out in a house - I mean you know it is going to be hot for two three days a year so it is best to make sure it works.

Actually the ac in my car is playing up - I think it needs a recharge. I haven't really used it since the last hot day (last August I think)

[Proper Bo]

Open the windaes then, obviousment.

[Skiz]

They must be expensive there, here you get a nice one for $80, I hate the heat and humidity we get here in summer.

Where can you get an air conditioner for $80?

That's what I was thinking. Maybe some shit window unit type off Craigslist or something.

[Biggles]

Open the windaes then, obviousment.

Did that - drove like one of those beagles hanging out of the window with my ears flapping in the wind.

I don't actually have beagle ears it was just a simile.