smell my fingers

[The Flying Cow]

When my wee lass asked me to do a threesome with another man I told her with another woman or nothing.

Sadly we never got that far.

[callum]

wee lass

It might be best to call her something different, especially when mentioning sex. I'd only use those two words together when talking about a child.

[brotherdoobie]

My thoughts exactly. He put 3 fingers up his bum, and likes the after-smell.

Revolting.

How's the aftertaste?


-bd

[The Flying Cow]

Should smell something like excrement, I suppose.

[Skweeky]

I once did mud wrestling. We got extra points if me got a hold of each other's bra. True story. It was great.

[Biggles]

I once did mud wrestling. We got extra points if me got a hold of each other's bra. True story. It was great.

I don't want to steal Mulder's thunder but, well...

/pics

[Skweeky]

I don't have any, although I distinctly remember there being a local newspaper on the scene. Or maybe it was Mulder posing as a local newspaper. Though that would've been worrying because he would only have been 14 or 15 at the time.

[The Flying Cow]

So you would have been at the 'blossoming of the flower' age, so to say.

[Skweeky]

When would that be according to you?

[callum]

I'd have thought he meant when you started going through puberty.
I find it a bit strange that he has imagined you mud wrestling in your underwear at the onset of puberty.
It's even stranger that he thinks it happens when you're about 18.