Jackass

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by danb@29 September 2003 - 19:30
its even worse when its your nose hair

there has GOT to be a story behind that one.
can honestly say ive never smelt nasal hair burn.

my friend lit his fart while wearing those funny tracksuit bottoms, it caught fire and burned his sack.
(i was rolling on the floor with laughter.)

[Snee]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 September 2003 - 20:28
[color=blue]remind me to not ask you round for a beer snny.
i likes me lil flat. 

a beer? hah, I takes half a bottle of something much stronger to get me working that direction.

Try shaving your legs with a lighter, it's interesting

@db: I luuv explosives hehe

burning nasal hair, that's when you try to see what fire smells like, that's how one of my uncles lost his sense of smell

[DanB]

Shaving legs with a lighter?



i remember playing with bangers from france

[Lilmiss]

i have quite a high alcohol tolerance for a girl.
i can, and will drink anything.
much to the amusement of me pals.

(you can tell when im drunk, cos i slap meself a lot.
if i cant feel it, i know im drunk. )

[Snee]

I'm the other way around to be truthful, for a boy my alcohol-tolerance is quite low.

I don't slap myself, but I can usually tell I'm really drunk when I start losing feeling in my face (followed by the setting things on fire phase of course).

Girls like it when I get really cuddly, which sometimes happens, otherwise I go look for someone twice my size and pick a fight. I'm really quite calm and reserved IRL when I'm sober, so it's quite surprising for those who see me drunk for the first time.

[Lilmiss]

never been a violent person, except when im around my friends.
they know how much pain i can take. so its the best way to get the aggression out. like last night, when we had a punching fight, they knew to stop hitting me when i was crawling/slithering on the floor form a dead leg and arm.

i got up and kicked their butts though, one of 'em has a lovely bruise of my knuckles on his shoulder today. B)

i know what happens when people get really outta hand though, and i gotta say i dont like it.

[Snee]

Yeah well, when I pick fights I'm sure that whoever I fight can take it, I'm a bit calmer these days, more cuddly than violent really

Nice friends you have btw!

[Lilmiss]

my mates are the bestest in the world.
(yup, another made up word. )

i just dont get to see enough of 'em with everything thats happened.
i lost a lot of the crazy ones.
<span style='color:gray'>god bless.

i always remeber a serious fight after a night out between me and a friend, when it all turned silly and we ended up pelting each other, the walls, floor, tv, ornaments, etc... with ice cream. the next morning we tried to blamed it on her brother.
i stuck to the pillow that night. </span>

[RGX]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 September 2003 - 21:48

i stuck to the pillow that night.

From the ice cream i take it?

[Snee]

Two drunk girls...smeared in ice-cream...I&#39;m trying to picture it now....

This has got some potential&#33;

If you&#39;d have thrown in the word naked somewhere I&#39;d have....

j/k, of course.

I&#39;d have hated to be the one to clean that up, that&#39;s fer sure.