Jackass

[Lilmiss]

just in from a drunken night at me mates house.
we had a punching contest and i got me ass kicked.
anyways, we watched "jackass - the movie" and it got us thinking abut the stupid things we have done for no reason.
well, in short, im gonna post some 15 things ive done in me time, and want you guys to do the rest.
ok, here goes....



<span style='color:red'>1. repeatedly slid down a friends stair way in a black bag, straight into her heater at the bottom.
2. three of us found the biggest hill we could an went down that in a black bag. (ouch.)
3. drive by eggings. (yup, regretfully.)
4. hid in a milk float in the early hours of the morn to scare the driver.
5. was chased by a tractor in the middle of a field&#33;
6. we would play hide and seek in our cars, hiding in fields, car parks, other peoples drive ways.
7. cow tipping....and cow running away from.
8. planting a flashing traffic cone in friends gardens, on top of their cars, etc..
9. dancing to "Y.M.C.A" any where possible, on top of pool tables, on stages....
10. pulling out tent poles on unsuspecting sleepers.
11. shaving friends hair while they are unconcious.
12. drinking cider out my boot.
13. having head butt fights.
14. playing "slap club", its like "fightclub" but you are only allowed to slap bare flesh.
15. sellotaping porn ALL over a mates car, the night before an 6am to 2pm shift. he had to drive to work with it there.


your turn...... </span>

[bigboab]

Cow Tipping? The mind boggles.

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by bigboab@28 September 2003 - 23:50
Cow Tipping? The mind boggles.

cows sleep on their feet - so you can just give them a push and they go down

the most Jackassey thing i did was climb into a wheelly bin - my friends then thought they&#39;ll just leave me in the middle of the road

[bigboab]

I was thinking about going up to them and telling them where there was better grazing.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

@lilmiss.....yes you are

Oh hang on I thought you were making a statement

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@29 September 2003 - 00:09

my friends then thought they&#39;ll just leave me in the middle of the road

hehe...we got a mate in the back of my car, drove a few miles, took the keys and ran.

[MetroStars]

lilmiss u r a ture miss Knoxville


1 crazy stunt me and 2 other friends did was put heat rub on our eyes, lips, testicals, and bottom ( didn&#39;t rub it on each other )


the burning sensation on my balls was very nasty, and wot made the pain worse wos dipping them in a cup of cold water, that just made the pain even worse..

I can say that is the 2nd most painful thing i have ever felt, my tooth scraping being the worst...





i dare sum who has sum heat rub handy 2 put it on their testicals

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by MetroStars@29 September 2003 - 00:23



1 crazy stunt me and 2 other friends did was put heat rub on our eyes, lips, testicals, and bottom ( didn&#39;t rub it on each other )

been there too, we put indian head ache balm around our eyes, till the tears started, then had a pillow fight.
couldnt see what we where doing.

it damn hurts though.

[titey]

When we was ickle kids.... we used to climb to the top of the house an&#39; slide down the roof.

The shingles wore out the seats of a lot of our jeans&#33;

[Triadcool]

Ive got on my friends 1 story house with a computer chair and rolled off of the roof on the chair. Ive put a mask on that looks like a old mans face then i stuffed my clothes with pellows and walked into town and sat on the corner with a sign saying (Will Work For Food). Ive dressed up as Abraham lincoln and rode my moped around town. Ive recreated the GECO commercial but I held a piece of paper. I had my friend put me in this bag with a breathing hole then I sat half way in my trunk of my car in my drive way and when a car was coming my friend would act like he was trying to slam the trunk shut with my legs out then he would pick up my legs and throw them in then shut the trunk. The funny thing is is that I have all of these things on video tape for memories.