I'm still trying to figure out how his head broke the door. That is one solid head.
I'm not really sure why he did that. Maybe he thought it was already open![]()
Maybe it's something science students do, because a friend of mine did exactly the same thing.
Mind you he had reasons:
1) it was his own door and he'd forgotten his key.
2) he was drunk as a skunk
3) he figured that since most of matter is made up of empty space then if he went through fast enough it wouldn't notice he was there! Clearly he didn't go through fast enough.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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