What's your longest sitting

[LubTheStaringCat]

What's your longest sitting on the throne.

For me about 4 hours, after I did my ablutions.
I fell asleep.

[chalice]

Are you actively endeavouring to be a fucking mong or wot?

If so, you're doing a sterling fucking job, like.

[LubTheStaringCat]

Yup

[chalice]

Well done then, window-licker.

[LubTheStaringCat]

Well It must take one to know one.

[Skweeky]

Can someone put the popcorn on? This should be good.

[chalice]

Fantastic.

Shouldn't you be in bed by now. Term time starts soon, like.

You'll want to get some beauty sleep before your Mother Superior starts all that dildoing up your arse again.

[chalice]

Not you, Skweeks, obviousment, like. That spastic who started the thread, like.

Well, it can apply to you if you like, like. I knows you're not a bit shy.

[Skweeky]

I knew that mate. I'll pass on the ass dildoing if you don't mind. Never been one for ahem receiving backdoor activity (no problem giving it, should you be interested)

[LubTheStaringCat]

There a definite niff of the Shieldhall Sewage Works about this thread.
And I'm over 21, I allow up past teatime.
I don't rely have any bad habit's, so I think I'll also pass on the dildoing.
But by all means go right ahead If you want to, Indulge yourself